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Post  Admin on Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:35 am

OK! I have no idea why I made this Topic at all. since most of our members in Kishido~Spirits already know the basics (and often more) of Eudemons Online. Soo.. I just start off with making a guide for all you computer geek guys out there.

...well ill make it more like a FAQ..


....hmm.... yeah FAQ it is.. and maybe a lil of a guide too...



ok... Here we go...


1. Why can't I get a girl?
Ans: Because you play Eudemons Online probably. I'd advise you to get your but out of your chair and waaalk down to the pub, grab a beer and a woman and you're done. (you need to pay for the womans beer, otherwise she'll think you're a cheap bastard looking for sex(even if u are, just buy her the beer)).
And if you happen to be at too young age to go to the pub. just continue playing EO until you reach the agelimit. Or, go to parties, have some fun. Get some social competens. thats my advise for you my friends.

2.Why did my girlfriend dump me?
Ans: OMG, because you play Eudemons Online 24/7... Gosh, Get a life and stop crying! (It might also have been because you are an asshole that doesnt buy her flowers at her birthday.. or you took to long to propose. OR it might have been because her feeling just got cold and you two were just not made for eachother...)

3. I think my dick is small... what can I do?
Ans: Ok, I knew this question would come up sooner or later so I've already prepared an answer. Read carefully. First off, I have no idea how small or big ur dick actually is, but I can assure u there's people with smaller (or thinner for that matter..) and there's nothing to be ashamed of. In sex, its no the size that matters, I can give ya that. Its the technique god damnit! not many guys realize that until they are in their 40s and ready to commit suice because they haven't had sex for 15 years... Get over your fears! There's nothing worse than a guy with low selfasteem. Even if u're not comfortable with yourself, pretend you are. It will work. Promise!!!! <3

4. I love someone I cant have..
Ans: The only thing that sets the boundaries is you. Go get her!

5. I cant get it up..?
Ans: Viagra baby Viagra Wink (or u can use a regular foodknife wrapped in silicon. just attach it along your penis, from root to top. and hope it'll work, just remember to attach it really well. No girl wants a knife in her pussy after bad sex with a lame dick).

6. I think I like guys more than girls..
Ans: Don't worry, Its completley normal(well almost). Nothing to be ashamed of. If it makes you feel better, girls LOVE gays. We think they are cute and it's nice to have someone to shop with when the other girls are at the hairdresser. However, try to make up your mind and then talk to your mom, if she's not a total jerk or a psychopat, she will understand. Most mom's actually understand more than we think. so give it a shot, and if it doesnt work. just move to Canada.

7.If I see a cute girl at the bus, what can I do?
Ans: well, either u sit n stare like a total lameo or u go to her and say hello. which probably will come out like.. "hhhh...ee..llo!" and then there's no point in trying.. but if u think u can make it "Hello! do you come here often?"(which is a totally stupid Q on a bus) and do a blink ( Wink ) then ur probably ready for it! But, Id guess that you are just as lame as us other EO-players.. After all, we do play cus we dont have any life. (just watch me, Im sittin here at 8.30am and writing all this bullshit.. when I could be out jogging or something)...


Alright kids, That will be all for today. If u like my little guide, feel free to comment. I love feedback Smile Hope I made your life a little easier with a true girls advise. Later Guys!

/Hktc pig queen Very Happy
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Post  Tomy on Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:47 pm

jeez babe u could write a book xD
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Post  Admin on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:23 pm

Tomy wrote:jeez babe u could write a book xD


Thanks =) I know I'm thinking about it. lol

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Post  Malaki on Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:50 pm

LMFAO THATS hilarious.... i cant beleive u took the damn time... to write that shit

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Post  Tomy on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:52 am

LMFAO, I just read that shit, first comment was about the size of the text lmfao. Mimi, stick to drinking xD and maybe we could write a book about it xD
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Post  Admin on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:33 am

Tomy wrote:LMFAO, I just read that shit, first comment was about the size of the text lmfao. Mimi, stick to drinking xD and maybe we could write a book about it xD


Hahahahaaa..... I know.,. I wasnt drunk when I wrote it tho.. xD I was just ver very tired... im drunk now atho.., very.. just ccame home from the weiredst afterparty ever.. xD lolollllllllll... blah.. goin to bed... gnight cheers cyclops

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Post  Admin on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:34 am

Malaki wrote:LMFAO THATS hilarious.... i cant beleive u took the damn time... to write that shit

Smile Im dumb^^ drunken

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Post  Bakura_Men on Sat Jun 28, 2008 12:28 pm

I think u posted those lines because i was absent to scream at xD
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Post  Admin on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:58 pm

Bakura_Men wrote:I think u posted those lines because i was absent to scream at xD


Hahahaha very true, or might have been.... lol well ur sleeping at 8.30 am ... so what am I supposed to do!? :O Shocked

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Post  Tomy on Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:06 pm

Hahahaha very true, or might have been.... lol well ur sleeping at 8.30 am ... so what am I supposed to do!? :O

Drink whiskey, works for me xD
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Post  Admin on Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:08 pm

Tomy wrote:
Hahahaha very true, or might have been.... lol well ur sleeping at 8.30 am ... so what am I supposed to do!? :O

Drink whiskey, works for me xD


Moaha... I dont have any whiskey =/ pirat

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Post  Tomy on Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:07 pm

JD baby xD u have to buy a bootle
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Post  Admin on Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:16 am

Tomy wrote:JD baby xD u have to buy a bootle


Hahaha yeah Im thinkin about it. Will do at monday =) bounce

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Post  Tomy on Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:36 am

Here I am, another crazy saturday behind me .............. drunken drunken drunken drunken
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Post  Admin on Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:34 pm

HAHAHAHAHA same.... drunken drunken My mom said I was sleeping at the bathroomfloor xD drunken

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Post  Tomy on Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:24 pm

Thats..Extreme xD
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Post  Bakura_Men on Tue Jul 29, 2008 5:06 pm

Admin wrote:There's nothing worse than a guy with low selfasteem. Even if u're not comfortable with yourself, pretend you are. It will work. Promise!!!! <3

I AM CONFIDENT! XD

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makes no sence

Post  dante-dmc3 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:04 pm

not all guys that play eo 24/7 are loosers! and thats a fact i have GOD DAMN FRICKIN PROOFS i mean look at baku hes.... okay u got me ^^
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Post  Bakura_Men on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:11 pm

dip my balls in chocolate and make em white with ur tongue

ass! xD

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Post  dante-dmc3 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:17 pm

Bakura_Men wrote:dip my balls in chocolate and make em white with ur tongue

ass! xD

mmmeehehehehehehe mmmm just jk mmbuddy i mean im sure u get a lot of uh ¨it¨ once in a while right? from mister handyman.....
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dude now that it just hit me

Post  dante-dmc3 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:18 pm

dante-dmc3 wrote:
Bakura_Men wrote:dip my balls in chocolate and make em white with ur tongue

ass! xD

mmmeehehehehehehe mmmm just jk mmbuddy i mean im sure u get a lot of uh ¨it¨ once in a while right? from mister handyman.....

why is it always ur balls? what do u got some balls fetish goin on or somethin? yeeer a sick pupp u know that?
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Post  Bakura_Men on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:45 pm

"teabag"baku or emobaku
hmmm
defintly teabagman xD

Yezzur shy boys dont have the "balls" (lol) to club xD

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uhhhh

Post  dante-dmc3 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:51 pm

Bakura_Men wrote:"teabag"baku or emobaku
hmmm
defintly teabagman xD

Yezzur shy boys dont have the "balls" (lol) to club xD

u r too blond and dorky to be an emo.. and too disgusting too !

does that mean u like to have balls on ur mouth or u put ur balls in someone´s mouth?
either way ew..i always saw u as a shit eater.....mmmmm....2 girls 1 cup Wink
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Post  Bakura_Men on Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:17 pm

crapsex is disgusting XD people that do that should get shot in the ass with a paintballgun xD

and im very very very dark blond Razz, if it was black id be a gothic cause im fucking pale from only work and play xD

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hey hey hey ammigou

Post  dante-dmc3 on Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:28 pm

Bakura_Men wrote:im not gonna reply no morexD, its like talking to a wall of enchiladas xD

do you mean talking to a wall of enchiladas cuz im mexican!? grrr if so u r gonna have some serious trouble with me pal! *rolls up sleeves and gives u the look *
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